It's Justin Bieber Day!

So, after viewing my first Justin Bieber music video this morning and due to the massive amounts of snow outside and my desire to avoid any real work I decided to watch some more Justin Bieber videos.

I have to say, being 12 has really changed since I was that age. but, I have managed to answer my question: "What is a Justin bieber?"

First of all, a Justin bieber is a 13 year old who lives in a world where 13 year olds take their own laundry to the local laundromat:

A Justin Bieber also waits at said laundromat to pick up errant pieces of clothing that pretty girls drop. He will then take that piece of clothing to draw said pretty girl into an elaborate treasure hunt, aka "hostage."

Justin Bieber also knows the way to a 13 year old girl's heart, he will buy her "expensive chocolate"

Justin Bieber, inexplicably, lives with Usher:

And last, but not least, Justin bieber will only tell you once. That's 's right. he loves you, but he's only telling you once.

And you better take heed because he has lotsa ladies callin him on his hand phone:

So I did my research and I've learned that if you substituted a 40 year old man for Justin Bieber, you would have a crazy, controlling, aggressive, stalker on your hands.

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