"liberals can get on my nerves a little bit"

john waters on politics: "because they passed the health law, that's the oddest thing to riot about: that poor people could have health care? that made people break windows?! but i'm happy they broke windows, why didn't we do that when bush was president? why didn't we riot?"

who is christine o'donnell?

apparently there's a new pretty lady on the american political scene. pretty and crazy lady, that is.

she recently won the republican senate primary in delaware, and is heavily backed by sarah palin and the Tea Party. you know what that means, she's awesome!!!

backed by sarah palin, super christian, really right wing, involved in tea party politics? i'm sure you can guess that some real gems fall out of this bitches mouth!!

let's read some of them.

on masturbation: "It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can't masturbate without lust."
(also, it's weird that in this video rachel maddow won't say "masturbation".) also, this video.

on the bible and the sexual revolution: "We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools. Now we're having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS."

on her opponent, mike castle( a man who has never lost an election in his career): "You know, these are the kind of cheap, underhanded, un-manly tactics that we've come to expect from Obama's favorite Republican, Mike Castle [..] Mike, this is not a bake-off, get your man-pants on."

get your man pants on, but don't masturbate in them!!!!

it kind of seems like she's being sold as another sarah palin, red suit and all. in some pictures she's even wearing sarah palin glasses. the only difference is that she's a little fatter than palin.

it's weird and bizarre that someone like this could win the primary. but, like rachel maddow explains in that video, it's a strange year all around in american politics. people who would never have won in a million years are winning state by state.

like sarah palin, o'donnell has something to say about everything--including middle earth:

"You see Tolkien's wisdom applied to just about everything: Tolkien and communism, Tolkien and industrialization... In researching this topic I even found a book on Tolkien and sexual fetishes....surprising, then, especially in today's very hyper-sensitive, post-Gloria Steinem world, that there's such a lack of commentary on Tolkien and women. ... Is it that people assume that women don't have an interest in Tolkien?"

waaaaaaaaacky.

"Low IQ, thats ok. I like my girls dumb that way."

this is hilarious. what else can we do but laugh at sarah palin? lyrics below!

They say when you go black you dont go back, but that aint true,
Cause I voted for Obama, now my balls are blue.
Sarah Palin, I wanna come back to you, I wanna be in your red instead, girl, Im fallin for you.

I cant control myself. Thinking bout Sarah Palin 2012. My opinion poll Favors you %100
Misses Palin, please be my next President.

Old man McCain tapped you for his VP
When youre president, girl, you can tap me any day of the week.

They say you need some foreign policy? Sarah baby, Im a country, come colonize me.

Who cares about Afghanistan, or Healthcare reform
Who cares about Iraq, only rack I care about is yours

Let me come inside oval office, when you get frisky.
You can be my Bill, Ill be your Monica Lewinsky
No Cigar, Grab a taco, Show me where you want the beef,
Baby, I will make you scream.
Ill give your taco sour cream.

Am I turning red? Well, Sarah, youre the reason.
You like to hunt meat? Well, Baby, I am in season.

I saw you do some stand-up, on the Jey Leno show, it was alright
But I gotta be honest, y3ou made something else stand-up that night

I CANT CONTROL MYSELF, Thinking bout Sarah Palin 2012.
My opinion poll Favors you %100. Misses Palin, please be my next President.

Your baby had a baby, maybe you could a stopped her,
If you werent shooting wolves from a helicopter.

But its ok, youre pro life
And im pro you becoming my wife.

Like the Iditarod dog sled team,
you got the medicine you need

cause now you got a TV show on TLC.

I follow you on facebook, I follow you on twitter,
I follow you on FOX news, when Im on the shitter.

But in 2012, itll be time to leave Fox,
Cause Im gonna put my Ballot in your box.
You want a bridge to the Nowhere forest, well baby heres a bridge to the chorus.

I CANT CONTROL MYSELF, Thinking bout Sarah Palin 2012.
My opinion poll Favors you %100. Misses Palin, please be my next President.

sexy glasses with no rimsyou still make my head spin.
Pants suit, shot-gun, lipstick. Im in love.
Low IQ, thats ok. I like my girls dumb that way.
Theres Nothing more you gotta say, you dont make sense anyway.

I just read your book, Sarah, youre so damn naughty,
I want you to go rogue all over my body.

Lets fight for freedom, cause freedom aint free
Well have a Glenn Beck, mad hatter Tea party

You can see Putin and the Russians, from your back door, Baby who knew?
I can see myself, Russian to your back door, and Putin some babies in you.

I CANT CONTROL MYSELF, Thinking bout Sarah Palin 2012.
My opinion poll Favors you %100. Misses Palin, please be my next President.

"but i don't want to sell swingsets to people who can't afford them!"

is this for real?

apparently the "best selling author" katharine debrecht has written a new book called "help! mom! radicals are ruining my country!"



the book is a "hilarious and entertaining way for parents to sit down with their children and teach them the origins of the new tea party movement and the importance of standing up for liberty and the american dream."

the plot of the story: tommy and lou(children) have a swing set business. they're trying to keep their business 'afloat' despite "246 czars, onerous regulations and sky high taxes." they media targets them and "marxus obundus(the one)" makes fun of them.

here's a little sample from the book

“But we can’t just give these away,” Lou told the radicals. “We have to sell them so we can pay the people who work for us.”
“Watercress sandwiches!” Senator Dudd thumbed through his thick address book.

“I know some very nice loan companies that will loan money to commoners to buy swingsets. They make some sweetheart deals, let me tell you,” he stroked the lapel of his expensive suit.

Tommy and Lou knew how long they saved and hard they worked for their swingset and did not feel right about selling swingsets to people who could not afford them. But, under the radicals’ new law, they were forced to do so anyway."

wow.

just, wow. i'm sorry, but anyone who reads this garbage to their children should probably be arrested for some form of child abuse.

not only is it bizarre propaganda based on lies, but it's not even suitable for children. "marxus obundus"? like karl marx? equating obama with communism?

kids don't get that!

and the tea party movement is CRAZY. it's a tiny fringe movement and the media has been caught like a billion times manipulating footage to make their wacko protests look huge.

some people have actually reviewed this book:

“The J.K. Rowling of the Ronald Reagan set” - Tiradad Derakhshani from The Philadelphia Inquirer (note: the reviewer's name is actually tirdad, not tiradad which is how it is spelled on debrecht's website...)

so she's the j.k rowling of the idiot set? awesome.

debrecht's website says that she has three children... i cringe imagining the kinds of crazy right-wing weirdo shit she tells her kids.

i don't know, maybe people should read this to their kids so that they know early in life what kind of nutbags are out there!