Saturday, December 12, 2009

"what an attractive woman, but she looks like a bitch!"

so, stand in the subway writhing and caressing your own body to signal to men that you looking for love. because god knows you've got nothing left to lose at this point.


Renée said...

I just want to watch this over and over and over again! It's too bad I already have a man, because I would really like to try some of these tactics: like nodding in agreement with everything he says, and whispering to him in a crowded room (even though my mother told me that whispering was rude).

Thanks for the advice, girls!

tee said...

don't forget this time-tested classic: spill a drink on a man and agree to pay for his drycleaning. this way, the man will give you his phone number.

maybe you spent money on a drink you won't get to actually drink, and also money on expensive dry cleaning, but a man's phone number? well, that's just priceless.

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